I like reading tolkien’s super racist descriptions because being angry is the only thing that turns me on.
Alright, this is not intrusive but reading the tags on your posts make my day 😂😂
Thanks!!!! ❤️ I learned from the best (aka @gurguliare )
Deepest fear?
these gigantic cockroaches that were apparently all over the place back when earth had duper levels of oxygen
Are you the handmaiden of Varda? ^^
no, her weed dealer! i also have an assortment of the finest vaping paraphenalia, yours starting at the low cost of only one (1) drop of telperion’s dew. BUT WAIT, THERE’S M—
How many people have you slept with
define “people”
why do you wear makeup
need to hide my blue jotun skin
What’s the most Feanorian thing you’ve ever done? (For the intrusive asks thing)
continued to mispronounce a word after being told that’s not how you pronounce it, bc my mom’s pronunciation was better
sex life
mostly vore and fireplay
How many toes do you have
2, like a horse
send me annoyingly intrusive asks about my personal life and i will answer with a flippant lie
ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth 