“Fairy-stories are made by men not by fairies. The Human-stories of the elves are doubtless full of the Escape from Deathlessness.”

— Tolkien, On Fairy-Stories

fat-birds:

Masked Booby {Sula dactylatra} by Drew Avery on Flickr.

boobies

alternate locations of my she/her nipples

SIGH ANYWAY i don’t intend to leave until this site falls into the abyss whence numenor vanished, but before i start trolling myself with nsfw fanart, i want my beloved mutuals and friends to know that my other social media and ways to let me know how to stay in touch are:

AO3: cynewulf

twitter: @vardasvapors

wordpress (tumblr importing in progress): vardasvapors.home.blog

discord: Andie#9387

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ESCAPE FROM THE SINKING OF BELERIAND AKA TUMBLR’S NIPPLEPOCALYPSE ’18

Thanks for joining me! I come from tumblr, help me.

“Ai! Ai!” wailed Legolas “A Balrog! A Balrog has come!” – J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, “The Bridge of Khâzad-dûm”

uinen_elrond_ref

*already stubbornly breaking out the “I Survived Nipplepocalypse ‘18” banners*

angelslawn:

my she/her nipples

kedreeva:

This is Friend. He is a sizzle (silkie frizzle) that belongs to my neighbor, and we have no idea why his colors are like this. I’ll be honest, I did not know silkies came in wild-type coloration, but here we are.

siderealsandman:

afro-elf:

college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

if you’ve ever taken an ethics class with 19 year old rich white business majors, you should automatically get your degree because enduring four months of Ryan Henry Harrington III’s hot takes will be the hardest thing you ever have to do

the-lefuet-blog:

«…and Angor the mighty and Istar his queen fell like stars into the dark, and they perished out of all knowledge» (The Lost Road, HoME-5)

ivanaskye:

writhe:

wike-wabbits:

Victorian 9ct gold temperance charm with a pop up bone devil

my little friend who whispers in my ear when i cannot make a decision

i am groot