when you’re taking to yourself in your head do you refer to yourself as we, i, you, or he/she/they
Recipe for the world’s oldest bread revealed
“Jordanian bread recipe from 14,000 years ago
- Make flour from wild wheat and wild barley
- Pound tubers (roots) of wild plants that grow in water (sedges or club- or bull-rushes) to a dry pulp
- Mix together with water to make a batter or dough
- Bake on hot stones around a fire.
The people living in the area at the time were hunter gatherers.(…)
This happened before the advent of farming, when people started growing cereal crops and keeping animals. (…)Our ancestors may have used the bread as a wrap for roasted meat.
Thus, as well as being the oldest bread, it may also have been the
oldest sandwich. “This is the earliest evidence we have for what
we could really call a cuisine, in that it’s a mixed food product,” Prof Dorian Fuller of University College London told BBC News. “They’ve got flatbreads, and they’ve got roasted gazelle and so forth, and that’s something they are then using to make a meal.“”

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So if a Fuckor is when someone makes an assumption about you that is 100% correct but you really hate that they were able to expose you so easily
What’s the opposite of that should be called?
I mean when someone make an assumption about you that’s so wrong you’re very confused as to how the fuck they ever could come to this conclusion
how about “contrafuckor”
I’ll take it
New ask game : make assumptions about me and I’ll reply with either “Fuckor” or “Contrafuckor”


andie WHAT did you say about vaccines being narratively/symbolically satisfying?? I missed it and I need to know. especially since it’s in connection to the thunder machine fungus god
[#things-non-stem-majors-say voice] lol it’s here, it’s not any more in-depth than that tag, sorry! Just random non-scientist clueless imagination-hopping about how vaccines, as the result of humans cleverly circumscribing and channeling and defanging a controlled concoction of invasive death and destruction in order to make it into a long-lasting resistance against the uncontrolled attack of that same type of death and destruction. And its not only long-lasting, but re-shaping of the body around itself, semi-Theseus’s Ship-style. And doubly cool for how it uses a defense mechanism (the immune system) that is, afaik from ppl smarter than me, so unwieldy and crude that it often destroys what it’s trying to protect faster than the invader does – a vaccines uses that mechanism’s very crudeness and ability to be tricked to create that long-lasting resistance, its perfection only marred by the fact that arms races are the ubiquitous danger of instability. The plot, and variations on that plot, and ironic subversions and deconstructions and reconstructions of all that plot’s variants, pretty much write itself.
Anyway it’s similar to the mushroom thing because THUNDER MACHINE FUNGUS GOD IS RIGHT ON…..in conjunction with this and this, that post about both lightning and human-made shocks making mushrooms more abundant has a super great baked-in metaphor, about how one of the most elemental forms of matter-energy rematerializes out of the atmosphere created by geologic and biological activity or human toolmaking to proliferate one of the most important components of the biosphere. The plot again writes itself, and the plot of can support innumerable variations in the cast of characters and settings…..which is good bc I’m useless as a writer and can’t come up with plots on my own.
That post of bad rpg ideas regarding talking blades gave me a desire for fucking…..Lalaith on the way out of the universe stopping for a second and finding a letter from Turin in her pocket. “Dear Sister, by the time you read this I’ll be dead. Here’s how I think it will happen—“ *cue the entire cast popping into existence beside her one by one to the sound of ‘Mmm watcha saaaay’*
