valaraukars replied to your post:                   David Bowie wanted to play elrond???? How what why…                

   There’s another timeline that got bowelrond and it’s the winning timeline tbh no offense @ weaving    

omg. it would be p cool to visit the timeline where instead of grumping about how elrond shares a grand total of 0 significant traits and viewpoints with weavingrond, i could instead be grumping about how it’s unfair to associate him with his actor’s other role as a ruler of a magical realm full of song-obsessed dweebs who steals human children and — wait;

……anyway. yes. a slight improvement.

garden-ghoul replied to your quote:                   …when Thorin struck [the harp] the music began all…                

   this bit is rly good because when the song happens it’s an in
universe highlighting of BILBO feeling the faerie feeling, like tolkien
has the narrator describe exactly what he’s trying to get us to feel… I
think it’s cute    

RIGHT YEAH i remember that scene was really The Tolkien™ Scene for me when i first read this book when i was 8….like the ‘oh shit this stuff is something else’ impression that i always remembered the feeling of, as the characterization of middle earth…? and yeah exactly – he lets bilbo kind of feel it for the reader in a very specific-to-bilbo way but it works better that way than it would if he made it too generalized

actualmermaid replied to your post:                   I’m getting really annoying here but can you…                

   all the garbage in the ocean makes ulmo sad    

ulmo make all the garbage into a giant island and let eru pull another numenor pls

valaraukars replied to your post: If ME is supposed to be like “or world” in some versions and in some…                          
                   

being tagged here is the zenith of my fandom career, I can retire in peace now                    

you’re going to get a Reputation (if u don’t have one for your art already……)

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actualmermaid replied to your post:                gurguliare replied to your post:                 …                

   3rd age thuringwethil just chilling in mirkwood, eating spiders and minding her own business    

“Why is everyone making so much damn noise over there. Who’s singing that horrible song anyway. What’s an Attercop. Ugghhh.”

hirilelfwraith replied to your post:                thoughts on thuringwethil?? ik you didn’t list “a…                

   I’m imagining sauron lying with his head in her lap getting drunk
and going on long weepy monologues while she absently pets his hair and
ignores him 

“But I don’t know, I really like the world you know…? I don’t wanna destroy the world, but idk I‘m right, right? it would be worse for the world if I got locked up for ages, right? But that’s what the Boss said and I can’t believe he totally just fucked everything up like that I still feel so betrayed, how could this happen to me, I made my mistakes–”

“Mm hm, Mm hm”

yavieriel replied to your post:               crocordile replied to your post:                …                

   Edgy Teleri teenagers writing Maedhros/Maglor incest as like, a
~statement~.  They scoff at how shallow and naive all the Tuor/Idril and
Luthien/Beren shippers are and how cliche and boring het romance is.  
There are arguments over whether Turin/Nienor or Turin/Beleg is more
transgressive (= better).  (Now I have to invent Telerin Goth fashion
don’t I.  It probably involves, like, shark teeth and fishnets.)    

LITERAL FISHNETS YES

crocordile replied to your post:                  crocordile replied to your post:              …                

   Just headcanon tbh, since these children are mixed noldor and teleri
and we have Finrod be very Noldor, and Galadriel have her identity
issues, I like the idea of one of the kids feeling more connected to the
other side 🙂 A friend suggested that might also be why Angrod gets
sent as an emissary to Thingol in the first place when a diplomatic
beast like Finrod would prolly be better hahahaha maybe he just had the
Teleri face and Teleri vibe?    

Yeah that makes a lot of sense! And I definitely really like variety among mixed siblings ❤

valaraukars replied to your post:                   thoughts on thuringwethil?? ik you didn’t list "a…                

   This is an excellent post btw 10/10   

   Why was I not tagged in this post, am I not being obnoxious enough with my thuringwethil stanning    

I will keep this in mind next time!! 😀

thelioninmybed replied to your post:
                   thoughts on thuringwethil?? ik you didn’t list "a…                

      "retires from being actively evil without redeeming
herself or learning anything” <3 <3 <3            
 

Lol prob one of those things Sauron absolutely cannot fathom. “But

simaethae replied to your post:
                   thoughts on thuringwethil?? ik you didn’t list “a…                

   i love this so much omg <3333                

I’M GLAD YOU APPROVE

Sauron & Thuringwethil’s really stupid non-excellent adventure, new fic

valaraukars replied to your post:              gurguliare replied to your post:                 …                

   I love all the comments on these posts too    

YOU GUYS ARE GREAT

valaraukars replied to your post:                   meme                

   brothers karamazov took me forever to get through, even tho I love… p
much every line dostoevsky has ever written. but it’s just so dense you
know? i could take a break after every paragraph because there’s like,
no filler, idk it just all gives so much to work with and think about.
(or probably I’m just slow) have you read notes from the underground
yet? it’s one of my all-time-ever favourites, but the idiot is a close
second    

Unfortunately I have not read Notes from the Underground! I have read The Idiot and loved it a lot though.

IDK if it’s density as much as….momentum? that might be interfering with my finishing, like I have that thing where whenever I want to re-start doing something I like but which has delayed gratification I’m like “some Other Time will be a more ideal time!” when, no, this is not actually a thing

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gurguliare replied to your post:                   Nerdanel + Silmarils                

   :((((((((((((    

I feel so honored that I got this reaction from you tbh

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                Nerdanel + Silmarils                

   so are you proposing I write a sequel w. a threesome or…?    

IDK if I could suspend my disbelief enough for Nerdanel, bc when I picture this she’s like, cracking up repeatedly………?

(but yes. surprise me. pls.)

valaraukars replied to your post:                   meme replies part 2                

   holy shit I have not seen this??????? how have I not seen this????
IT’S GORGEOUS OH MY GOD. thank you so much for sharing !!!!!!!!!    

IT’S SO WILD but also like….ngl there’s that one image of Frodo looking into the mirror that is hands-down my favorite art of Frodo in any art ever

valaraukars replied to your post:                   meme replies part 2                

   omgggggg a fellow trekkie I’m crying a bit rn. not to destroy this
beautiful connection we have here right in the beginning, but I have
CONSTANT feelings about fingolfin with picard’s personality basically…
like.. it’s just how I imagine him? does that sound weird?? idc. like,
also: ‘the line must be drawn here, this far, no further!!’ one of my
fave movie/trek moments of all time but also peak example of the
picard-personality fingolfin lol    

dsghkfdjgd trekkies! I had never drawn that connection, but I can definitely see it tbh? I imagine Fingolfin being like, more of a repressed volcano than Picard, but also “I totally don’t have issues about being left to freeze to death/being brainwashed by the Borg” poor coping mechanism comparisons are a go? ALSO YES THAT LINE. Picard is in my top 5 at least for sure.

elesianne replied to your post:                   Nerdanel + Silmarils                

   I like your idea of Nerdanel attempting to pour herself into her
work like Fëanor did. And I have read that fic – I wasn’t thinking about
it when I sent the ask though. (Well, not consciously anyway…)    

I’m….sorry about the fic rec. I can’t help myself. Um anyway I’m glad it sounded good to you!! I was thinking about that line about her endeavoring to understand other minds rather than master them, and was thinking like 1. it would apply to dark minds too and 2. mastering another’s mind can be done by imposing your will on them, but I think dismissing another person’s viewpoint or minimizing their motivations is also a form of trying to master another’s mind, in terms of how you personally view them? SO I was thinking Nerdanel definitely wouldn’t do that!

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   or: armenelos                

   you ARE a horrible mean person   

crocordile replied to your post:                   or: armenelos                

   WOW OKAY THEN 😨   

starspray replied to your post:                   or: armenelos                

   nooo D:   

berrysphase replied to your post:                   or: armenelos                

                   wow ouch               

I’m just trying to convince everyone that while the Silm should never be adapted as long as the visual media market and model is in its current form, it is still an incredibly good story for visual-storytelling-fodder!!!

starspray replied to your post:                  elrond + music                

   “maybe all really old people in this universe just have really weird senses of humor.” I AM HERE FOR THIS    

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. (also: Gandalf, Treebeard, Tom Bombadil).

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valaraukars replied to your post:                  finrod + humans                

   Not through this post yet but omg you mentioned st first contact :_:
and that scene :_: I love Star Trek so muchhhhhh sorry    

I looooove Star Trek one of my biggest formative fiction experiences tbh. One of the main reasons I am so hostile to the gross proxy-xenophobic ‘evil attacking/cold manipulative aliens vs humans” trope

valaraukars replied to your post:                  finrod + humans                

   Nooooooooooo oh my god ;;_;;   

yavieriel replied to your post:                  finrod + humans                

  I am now deeply upset by this, excuse you                

siadea replied to your post:                  finrod + humans                

  It’s how Finrod would want to be remembered, probably.                

crocordile replied to your post:                  finrod + humans                

 
Same as yav wtf I love it ;____;              

LMAO. I’m very pleased. 😀

yavieriel replied to your post:
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   I. Uh. Definitely was not remembering certain eras and niches in
fandom which I may or may not have spent an undisclosed amount of time
in.  And certainly not thinking about exactly that weird fanon about
exotic beautiful Erestor with the super black hair.   

   (You know that post about how, when you get to the end of the tag
for your OTP, you go back to the beginning and lower your standards?  
Except this was mid-2000   

   ’s so no AO3, just lots of tiny niche archives and personal author sites to wander into and wtf at.)    

lmao I, unfortunately, only get pickier and pickier over time until I finally stop being lazy and start writing fic. anyway the small in-hindsight window I had into early 2000s lotr fandom was pretty wild. mostly I’m super glad I wasn’t in it, because I get the impression that I couldn’t have possibly gone through it and come out the other side without hating legolas like burning…

simaethae replied to your post:                   actualmermaid replied to your post:              …                

   that post is up to 5,588 notes largely for that one law student’s
analysis that misses the point about transmission on death, I HAVE
REGRETS (thank god for xkit notification blocker)    

GOD THAT’S TOO BAD. I didn’t see that analysis addition, I don’t think. What happened?

bamboocounting replied to your post:
                   Elros + Facial hair                

   and you’ve convinced me that elros has to do the cordelia naismith hair dye trick to maintain his legitimacy, thank    

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VORKOSIGAN SAGA SORRY but I’m sure this is a funny comment

thelioninmybed replied to your post:
                   Elros + Facial hair                 
    

   This was actually me, idk why i was on anon, this is what comes of drunk phone posting     

  Anyway, ANIME SIDEBURNS thank you so much                    

The type that FLOW IN THE WIND

valaraukars

replied to your post:
                   Elros + Facial hair                    
   

The soul patch comment……… how dare u

    I think elves and their hair get too much time in
the spotlight though… imo we don’t spend enough time discussing
Mannish hair. Like maybe beor was one of those guys with a bald spot at
the age of 25 and thus sporting a semicircular coif…. how many of the
Edain had really amazing unibrows… was the classic atani hairdo closer
to the nostalgic princely bowl cut or the 80s fantasy permed mullet?
QUESTIONS                

dfjdkhgvdjghlsjkdf

Have you seen the, uh, LOTR-illustrated-with-medieval-style-art fanart, by any chance…? It’s not quite as ridiculous as it could be re: historical hairstyles, but it’s a sight 

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gurguliare replied to your post:                 feanor + early parenthood? or anything about him…                

   “just as damaging as neglect in hindsight” ah, my kink. wait maybe
that’s poor word choice in this instance. ah, my sense of humor    

YES

I’m a huge fan of ‘x trait only works in the right story and you’re in the wrong one sorry bruh you’re SOL’ tbh

   “extremely communicative in both telling Maedhros and Maglor
everything
he is doing (except when making them surprise presents etc) and
soliciting their thoughts and feelings on everything they are doing”
also this is great, i love feanor who thinks explaining things is boring
unless it’s for his KIDS when it’s the MOST FUN CHALLENG EVER    

I am REALLY into Feanor being very interested in kids! Not necessarily good with them from the perspective of people other than him, but very attentive to them and very patient – at least in the sense of ‘I’M not bored of talking to them!’ And for his kids of course everything is a different ballgame than any other beings around. I am…not super sold on good-dad-Feanor in terms of ‘this is a good way to raise children’, but I’m very invested in good-dad-Feanor in terms of ‘i think this idea is awesome for some ridiculous reason so i’m going to do it with my kids’

erotetica replied to your post:                   feanor + early parenthood? or anything about him…                

  that is. the most terrible thing ever done to me, an innocent, f u k

OOPS. sorry! lol i’m kidding i’m not sorry.

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   feanor + early parenthood? or anything about him…                

   Aww man just fuck me up. I was coming up with questions to expand on
this but tbh I’d just be asking you to write the fanfic, anyway this is
good shit 

   No i cant help myself, how does his parenting style mesh with nerdanel’s? 

Uh, okay like………real talk, I am not a big fan of stereotypical media Daddy Issues in the sense of the Colbert ‘a distant authority figure who can never be pleased,’ in large part because of massive overexposure, so I like to see it as kinda…Nerdanel is the reliable head of the household who gives the kids Talks and “imagine how you’d feel if”’s about how decency involves understanding and working with a socially agreed upon idea of how to behave in a community, which go beyond ‘these are my rights’ and ‘my idea is correct so it’s the one that should happen.’ Feanor is the idolizable “*I* love you so much and you made *us* so proud and exercised *your* potential to the fullest” one who reassures and instills within them the idea of how awesome and important they and their whole family and their role is. Like, family-and-family-member-focused and family-approval-based versus member-of-society-focused and principle-based. Which overlap fine for a long time, because timeless paradise. But then……..

crocordile replied to your post:                   uuuuh, Luthien + Hair for that hc thing                

   Vantablack hair    

U GOT IT

   No but really, yes, I also love the multiple mentions to her shadows
– there was some good meta somewhere that i’ll look for that looked at
the wording of when she puts melkor to sleep, which is also irrc
described as a shadow of her own    

YES and thank you for the message with the passage, I’m going to quote it:

“‘Sleep, O unhappy, tortured thrall!
Thou woebegotten, fail and fall
down, down from anguish, hatred, pain,
from lust, from hunger, bond and chain,
to that oblivion, dark and deep,
the well, the lightless pit of sleep!
For one brief hour escape the net,
the dreadful doom of life forget!’”

Also I had this passage in mind but didn’t want to quote it because it was too cluttered looking:

“when all the Earth had peace and the glory of Valinor
was at its noon, there came into the world Lúthien, the only child of
Thingol and Melian. Though Middle-earth lay for the most part in the Sleep of
Yavanna, in Beleriand under the power of Melian there was life and joy, and the
bright stars shone as silver fires; and there in the forest of Neldoreth Lúthien
was born, and the white flowers of niphredil came forth to greet
her as stars from the earth.“

valaraukars replied to your post:                   uuuuh, Luthien + Hair for that hc thing                

   Came here for the vantablack hair comment but I see I was too late    

Someone write the AU where Luthien is sued by Anish Kapoor instead of running into C&C

yavieriel replied to your post:                   uuuuh, Luthien + Hair for that hc thing                

   Honestly I agree with this so much that for years I’ve been
unreasonably annoyed when someone gives Elrond hair that’s just dark
brown and ordinary elves in the same fic have black hair and I’m just
???nO???? Excuse you Elrond has the fabled vantablack hair of Luthien
accept no substitutes    

VANTABLACK PEREDHEL. Um…………….regarding all those ‘dark brown’ descriptions, i don’t mind it at all tbh, but that reminds me, how do I say this. Have you ever dabbled in, like, the really really bad LOTR fic, the ones I spent maybe three evenings browsing through about a year ago before noping away from them in amused bafflement? By which I mean. Erestor, the ’exotic’ ‘ethereally beautiful’, with super-black hair? Like, those are some weird seemingly-obvious character description mix-ups, man.

gurguliare replied to your post:                  Elros + Facial hair                

   NO THIS ANON KNOWS WHAT’S UP. elros’s magnificent anime sideburns. does that mean ar-pharazon had muttonchops    

Everyone knows that muttonchops are a sign of being the superior race, ppl with beards are inferior and beardless ppl are those awful elves who are laughing at us for dying.