garden-ghoul replied to your post:                   For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally…               

  it’s VERY bad and unacceptable but every time someone mentions washington’s name it starts playing on repeat in my head 

pipcomix replied to your post:                   For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally…                

   He’ll save children but not the British children   

actualmermaid replied to your post:                 For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally…                

   SIX FOOT TWENTY FUCKIN KILLING FOR FUN   

plinytheyounger replied to your post:                  For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally…                

   he had two sets of testicles….so divine…    

plinytheyounger replied to your post:                   For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally…                

   WITH A PISTOL AND A SCHNAUZER IN HIS PERFECT HANDS   

plinytheyounger replied to your post:
                   For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally…                

   all this is from memory.

plinytheyounger replied to your post “For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally replaying that godawful…”

he made love like an eagle falling out of the sky

actualmermaid replied to your post “For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally replaying that godawful…”

killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why

actualmermaid replied to your post

“For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally replaying that godawful…”

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

thulimo replied to your post “For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally replaying that godawful…”

SIX FEET TALL MADE OF RADIATION

thulimo replied to your post “For some unfathomable reason I keep mentally replaying that godawful…”

HE’LL SAVE CHILDREN BUT NOT THE BRITISH CHILDREN

……

i honestly don’t know what i expected

replygasm round two

b/c i accidentally only scraped up half the replies i needed to reply to in that first post!!!

solointhesand
replied to your quote “There was a merry passenger,
a messenger, a mariner:
he built a…”

I truly love this poem.

it’s SO FUN it is so pleasing to mouth + ears + rhythm center

thulimo
replied to your post “replygasm”

birds can eat honey in stuff but i dont think its good for them on their own

I was actually just making a stupid joke about bees + birds but anyway sry…

The most perfect passage and your read-through of it is perfect

Thank you!!!! it’s one of my top favorites!!!

how dare u come into MY HOUSe and WOUND ME LIKE THIS

IKR??????? show ur face, cruel anon! ;_;

thulimo
replied to your photoset “Thanks United Airlines, your optimism is appreciated”

This makes me laugh bc we Mail dead people all the time via airline

aodfjksukdsjfksfjd DO YOU……PUT AIR MAIL STICKERS…..ON THEIR BOXES…..i’m…..

thulimo
replied to your photoset “Thanks United Airlines, your optimism is appreciated”

Brb gonna drop off my own death certificate at the airport

“You might be a lich if….”.

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   Celeborn?                

   f/f would be SO GOOD??    

yesssssssss!! i can’t believe i never considered it until now….

thulimo replied to your post: “Celeborn?”

^ IT WOULD and holy shit andie melian/Galadriel/celeborn I’m so into it wfjfjjf

IKR i was vaguely thinking like…..galadriel and celeborn as both being super smitten with their teacher, a little competitive with but also very in sync with each other, melian kind of laughing internally while directing things….

simaethae replied to your post: “rose-of-the-bright-sea replied to your post:                  …”

i normally go with the servants option as headcanon bc i cannot believe if galadriel and celeborn had been around in sirion it would have gone unmentioned, but yes good

YEAH it’s true i mean….i do totally believe something that big could go unmentioned, but i also think the presence of galadriel and celeborn would impact the whole dynamic in sirion sooooooo much, and ehhhh…

thulimo replied to your post:
                   thepioden replied to your post:                  …                

   tbh drwing men is witchcraft. i much prefer drawing women for this reason. soft + curves = fun to draw. dudes = ????   

   i do soft and curves for them too but like, men’s chests = ???    

i knooooowwww…ladies are so easy…their balance actually makes sense…..

actualmermaid replied to your post:               thepioden replied to your post:                  …                

   In hindsight my eagerness and skill wrt drawing ladies should have
been a tip-off that I was a lesbian like… 10 years before I came out    

……..well i am very eager and skilled at drawing…..large dogs………

nose and writing replies!!

simaethae replied to your post:                   Little Sister: why don’t you take more…                

   nice profile! aesthetically appealing angle to the nose ^_^   

thulimo replied to your post:                   Little Sister: why don’t you take more…                

   Your nose is so fucking good dude holy shit   

garden-ghoul replied to your post: “Little Sister: why don’t you take more selfies[[MOR] Me: I forget…”

THAT PROFILE… you look good head on but you look GREAT in profile. swoon.

crocordile replied to your post: “Little Sister: why don’t you take more selfies[[MOR] Me: I forget…”

YOUR NOSE IS BEAUTIFUL…(and your hair!!) (and your eyes!!!!)

thelioninmybed replied to your post: “Little Sister: why don’t you take more selfies[[MOR] Me: I forget…”

an EXCELLENT profile

omg <33 thanks guys…..ur so sweet, these are v ego stroking without being too embarrassing–

actualmermaid replied to your post:                    Little Sister: why don’t you take more…                

   tfw you’re mutuals with a renaissance painting    

SKUGVISDJVSWDJ NEVERMIND……thank u…….!!

pipistrellus replied to your post: “Little Sister: why don’t you take more selfies[[MOR] Me: I forget…”

High fives your nose with my nose

👍👍👍👍👍👍❤✔❕

*high….noses….back…* awww would this be like a doggie thing…..

ivanaskye replied to your post: “8 writing questions and 2 extra meme”

One) 4tw is a great writing site for goal stuff Two) DO NOT SLAM EDITING AS YOU GO. It can really work!!! I do it some!!!! NO ADVICE IS PERFECTLY GENERALIZABLE!! It is not a bad habit!!!

NO UR RIGHT…..I KNOW…..i just have a distinct feeling editing as i go exacerbates my bad habits/inhibits my skills (eg inability to start doing a thing in stages rather than at once which -> not starting, depriving me of my v good ability to tweak and pinpoint things to hit a note Just Right )

garden-ghoul replied to your post: “8 writing questions and 2 extra meme”

wait what’s the correspondence between the moon phase and your tea choices

THERE IS NONE….my problem is that i take my tea diff every single time so no one can become familiar with it…..but actually upon more reflection my fave tea is proooooobably my mother’s chai, v strong, with cream and molasses, i have never been able to recreate it myself no matter how much she explains tho

thulimo replied to your post:                   crocordile replied to your post:                 …                

 
Obviously Elrond has one ear up and one ear down is what I’m seeing here 

omg…it’s true…look…it is He:

actualmermaid replied to your post:                  actualmermaid replied to your post:               …                

   Shoutout to the primordial fish who thought that other primordial fish flopping up onto dry land was super hot    

speaking of that, just like how beren thought freaky half-angel forest goddess was totally tappable