star wars – ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth

alikwrites:

lmao the fake offense in chirrut’s voice with “you almost shot me” when we all know he was really just pissed that baze got to take all the credit for nontheatrically wasting that whole line of stormtroopers instead of letting chirrut do another round of his i am one with the force and the force finna whoop that ass thing

chirrut, muffled by the bag over
his head: you never want to have any fun

baze: (completely monotone, being
jostled on both sides by rebel extremists) i am having fun

mscottwrites:

shadow27:

Chewbacca… his arms open.

This is some NEXT LEVEL nerd-ing and I nearly cried reading it.

linnitumbleton:

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

swnews:

#whenyougetcaughtlying

because-my-dog-told-me-to:

by Skottie Young.

winterswake:

She’s part of the ship now.

theresmagicinthat:

The Empire Strikes Back + Onion Headlines

pureslime:

pochowek:

Do you think the star wars universe has like.. a trigger discipline equivalent for the lightsaber. like people on the internet will see a picture of a beginner jedi holding the sword and they’ll go “LOL wrist not set at 30° perpendicular to the right hip bone. have fun losing your hand you idiot”