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simaethae replied to your post “I have a question, why can’t humans go to valinor? From what I…”

                           
                   

     no one ever spams ME about this sort of thing.
here you guys are getting people asking you to explain the universe to
them and i’m getting asks about Mahtan’s beard                    

gurguliare replied to your post “I have a question, why can’t humans go to valinor? From what I…”

                           
                   

   @ simaethae the fundamental injustice of this is
i have so little to say about man’s relationship to god and so, so much
to say about mahtan’s beard        

thelioninmybed replied to your post “I have a question, why can’t humans go to valinor? From what I…”

   someone please trade with June, she only gets
asks about Feanorian shoe size and I think she’s gonna snap if no one
asks her about mortality soon     

gksjdfhkdsjfchdsf THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER RIGHT. if any of u guys ever have the inclination to write elaborate meta about mortality etc you know I will 100% read it.

anyway anon I’m sorry if I came off too harsh! I am totally down for talking about like, all kinds of theological and metaphysical shit in the context of Tolkien and/or Tolkien’s ‘lol i created a mythology’ thing (*waves vaguely to overnight replying-to-replies convos*), but if you’re like, trying to find the answers IRL or sincerely unaware that these things are really really not purely fictional non-RL things, I got nothing.

crocordile replied to your post:                  just a small thing: is it a thing to…                

   I’m extremely thankful to have you and some of our friends in common my life ❤ (I mean, I hope we are friends!)    

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                  just a small thing: is it a thing to…                

  you ARE a delight to see on my dash just fyi        

THANKS GUYS AND SAME (and @ croc: of course!!!!) tho i hope that didn’t come off as fishing for compliments or anything it was just me pre-emptively shaming myself into remembering this bc now it’s posted!!

simaethae replied to your post:                   simaethae replied to your post:                  …                

   long fic is HARD tho! anyway i’m going to bed but ::heart emoji::    

*HEARTEYES EMOJI* BACK ❤

vinyatari replied to your post:                   Elros and/or Elrond…“One foot in another world”?                

   help, it’s so good, I love your way with descriptions    

aaahhhh thank you! I’m very glad you enjoyed it 😉

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   no that was definitely an “omg it’s great”! coherent verbal
reactions are not really a thing right now, too tired to brain, but i
loved it!!    

djfgkfjd i am very glad! (i kid bc i know what that brain-feeling is like…)

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   Elros and/or Elrond…“One foot in another world”?                

   this is so lovely and perfect.

“What have I gotten myself into?” lmao    

ngl that WAS the first sentence i thought up

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crocordile replied to your post:
                   Tagged by @crocordile and @imindhowwelayinjune…                

   YOUR DAD IS CUTE    

HE’S V CUTE. another thing he calls me about is asking if i can check out pool tables in various bars etc in the town (it’s technically a ‘city’ but lol) i live in to see if they’re level (they’re never level)

crocordile replied to your post:                   Tagged by @crocordile and @imindhowwelayinjune…                

   I’ve developed a revulsion for Middle Names in fantastic settings u have no idea   

   “What’s with these anglo-centric questions. ” x10000    

this reminds me, in a random tangential way, that garden-ghoul’s liveblog made me remember how much i would have preferred son of/daughter of to be expressed through interspersed placeholder words instead of the boring -ion and -iel suffixes.

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   Tagged by @crocordile and @imindhowwelayinjune…                

   idk i always find boyshorts ride up? I am v. jealous tbh they are stylin    

huh i always found it like everything other than boyshorts ride up….? weird.

erotetica replied to your post:                   Tagged by @crocordile and @imindhowwelayinjune…                

   I love how wonderfully bitter everyone’s being abt the ‘ou’s    

I didn’t do ANYTHING i just copypasted this from June’s post >_> u’s are dumb.

bamboocounting replied to your post:                   Tagged by @crocordile and @imindhowwelayinjune…                

   I appreciate your jumping on the grenade of that comment chain=_=      

I’m very predictable/dependable. you can count on me to clog your dash with inane half-baked rambling.

simaethae replied to your post:                   gurguliare replied to your post:
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   i’m blocking all of you    

testimonial! testimonial!

garden-ghoul replied to your post: gurguliare replied to your post:                   gurguliare replied…

    this time I went back and read the whole thing
from the beginning and it’s STILL incomprehensible. I like it though.
I’m very fond of y’all’s tendency to immediately dive off topic into
scathing critiques/literary analysis                  

HDU it’s not like all of these are based on unsupported free-association and massive leaps in logic or something. also the anon started it.

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   also tolkien being anti-allegory is such bullshit, he’s just saying
that so people won’t call him out for the allegories he is totally
writing    

djkghvjdsfkj i admit i was mostly being tongue-in-cheek when i told gogol ‘omg no allegorical interpretations!’ but ehhhhhhh i tend to believe tolkien was genuine when he says he dislikes allegory and didn’t intend it, but I think that does sort of depend on what the bounds of allegory are – i was thinking of allegory as one-to-one symbolism. I think Tolkien was probably focusing on disavowing “lotr is an allegory for WWII/the Last Alliance was WWI/the ring is the atomic bomb/mordor=hell/aragorn=jesus/no wait gandalf=jesus” sort of readings, as opposed to being about War (all wars) and Power (the atomic bomb among other things) and Grace (like religious worldviews, and yeah tolkien’s religious worldview is v catholic). I’m misremembering the quote, but it was something about “but of course, when you write feigned mythology you have to use specific language/images that overlap with allegory” so like, i guessss that depends on whether “allegorical” is only “this represents another story or concept, and it and the elements around it are designed to map onto the source material it is an allegory for”, or is “this particular element/character is totally stolen from [x real world or religious concept] even though it then runs with the issue and doesn’t wholly map” sufficient to make something allegorical. Like, obv morgoth is VERY transparently based on satan (though morgoth
seems to be an especially blatant case lmao). and like gogol said, closing off allegorical readings is also prohibitive, just as enforcing them is.

but yeah I think tolkien’s more backstory-ish stuff gets into allegory much more closely than his more standalone narratives, but also intentionally pulls back to go “oops wait don’t answer that question” when it threatens to start closing off open ends – like near the end of the Athrabeth when Finrod and Andreth start to theorize Eru might have to enter Arda to save it but stop before getting too specific (so like tolkien would have had christianity in mind, but multiple religions do the “god etc enters into earth” thing)? and deciding to scrap the Tale of Adanel as too much of a bible reference as opposed to a more widely applicable premise of fallen humanity. Like i think the distinction is between “this story is based on X, among other things” and “this story represents X and its conclusion is X.” but like, the basis of the world in tolkien is full of a lot of catholicism.

uhhhhh anyway tl;dr: LIKE GOGOL’S DIAGRAM SAYS, writing stuff that is supposed to be applicable almost always includes allegories as well. THE ETERNAL ONION….

simaethae replied to your post“simaethae replied to your post:    fanart rec meme    …

                           
                   

omg i hadn’t seen that yavanna-as-tree one                    

OH
that reminds also I should give a tumblr link to those non-tumblr
fanarts for the reblogging convenience, here’s the one for that one: http://vardasvapors.tumblr.com/post/152067068940/tolkien-inspired-art-yavannathe-giver-of

here is the one of Arien in the sun/moon day/night frame:  http://vardasvapors.tumblr.com/post/158049411464/narsilion-by-breath-art

simaethae replied to your post:                   fanart rec meme                

   oooh. varda! or yavanna?    

Varda: this was UNBELIEVABLY HARD I’m tempted to just link my elbereth tag but no I finally decided my favorite overall art is this one by @s-u-w-i. This is the one that reflects what Varda means to elves and to the readers of LotR the best, the one who reflects the strange mysterious squeezing semi-pain that one feels (or at least, I felt) reading those various songs about her in ‘english’ and sindarin and quenya and hearing Frodo and Sam invoke her in the darkest moments. That I think is the most important aspect to her.

Favorite design is probably this one by @hloridi-arts though 🙂 (um, another nsfw warning for boobs sorry. I swear I’m not weird like that it’s just a coincidence.)

Yavanna: Also REALLY HARD but decided it was this one of Yavanna-as-Tree-sort-of by ullakko. I always loved that passage describing her taking that form so so soooooo much. The richness and color and variety, the nourishment, the pouring light….

Favorite design is prob this tree-deer-thingamajig one by @dresdencodak. I love concepts like these a ridiculous amount.

simaethae replied to your post:                   how handsome is turin                

   i’m so glad “everyone in CoH has a terrible crush on Turin” is basically canon   

   (man, I bet Turin totally did the thing where he went from awkward
gangly adolescent with a scrubby beard to “suddenly everyone is staring
at him and blushing a lot what is this”)    

I feel like this is the plot of every Turin/Beleg fanfic ever written

“oh no he’s hot”

simaethae replied to your post:
                   ftr, bc gogol’s name-anon made me think about it a…                

   actually i like lots of the full names in quenya. curufinwe feanaro,
canafinwe makalaure… i like “k” sounds and an excuse to rolls my rs a
little

Yeah the part I love most about the Quenya names is how you can see how the components of the words diverged between quenya and sindarin so well that it just…feels inexplicably satisfying. Like those gifs of things fitting perfectly into other things…

simaethae replied to your post:                   ftr, bc gogol’s name-anon made me think about it a…                

   Findaráto

is so satisfying to say    

First I get what u mean tho it is not as satisfying as “findekano” in that particular flavor IMO. but it is still inferior to “finrod” in every way bc finrod has a) about 5000% more and b) 5000% more accurate-feeling personality. I strongly feel that tolkien names should sound pithy when you append “…at your service.” This is gonna be my new arbitrary hill.

kareenvorbarra replied to your post:                   ftr, bc gogol’s name-anon made me think about it a…                

   inziladun is such a good….i also love camlost,
barahir, finduilas, zimrahin, bregolas, akallabeth….probably others
that i am forgetting but honestly most adunaic names are fun to say    
             

“akallabeth” might be my single favorite Tolkien word of all time tbh. Also camlost > erchamion