SHUT UP – ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth

tilthat:

TIL an astronomer was frightened by the jumping spiders on her ceiling, but after she discovered that they were capable of seeing the moon, she said “They can see the moon just like me! I can’t kill them now that I know that.”

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me:naruto is so good it is one of my favorite shows of all time
me watching naruto: hwat the fuck. how long are they going to just stare at each other silently in the middle of this fight scene. is this a flashback in a flashback about the episode i just watched. they have really been running through the forest for 10 episodes now. jesus fuck i n g c hrist
me immediatley after: man i love naruto

fatpinocchio:

The people going around saying stuff like “Why don’t the such-and-suches denounce so-and-so?” won’t get me. I preemptively denounce everyone and condemn whatever their ideology is, unless it’s good, in which case I denounce their misinterpretation. They are surely of the devil.

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