gen-adder replied to your post:                   @gen-adder omg 👀👀 deets?                

   Well I’m not super deep in the fandom but the main big one I
remember was the “Enjolras is Canon Gay and shipping him with Éponine is
erasure” wank from a few years back    

Canon Gay, WAIT I THINK I HEARD OF THIS. weren’t they doing smth like matching all the words and imagery he used to describe Enjolras to RL gay culture Stuff of the era, or something…..i thought that was just good faith Research or smh…..sorry for being a Fool about the Dark Mis fandom

Oh yeah, and there was also “hdu do fun fannish things to
commemorate Barricade Day, REAL FRENCH PEOPLE DIED ON THAT DAY!!!” That
was a thing.

akdusgvksvdgksvjddjks oh noooooooo

actualmermaid replied to your post:
              Glorfindel for the meme?     

   oh noooo I hc Glorfindel and Elenwe as siblings    

awwwww hahaha!! i hc glorfindel as coming from elenwe’s house rather than turgon’s – part vanyar etc – but def as a kind of nobody-servant in valinor, which changed into a whole Thing when turgon set up gondolin and started inventing a large nobility for it out of his surviving followers

thelioninmybed replied to your post:
              Glorfindel for the meme?    

   so that he could tell Elrond about their lives when he sailed as well – GOD Andie you can’t just say shit like that    

I actually got this idea from a fic i read a long time ago, don’t blame me!! 😀 tho i probably would have generated the hc independently at some point…

gen-adder replied to your post:                   Glorfindel for the meme?                

   Wait tell me more about Glorfindel/Jean Valjean and their points of convergence    

something something if glorfindel didn’t get deaded, a hypothetical future timeline could be [glorfindel running from the feanorians w/twins a la cosette] and/or What is the point of my [criminal-linked] Name if the Person I Was Is Gone vs What is the point of my [legendary and famous] Name if the world i knew is gone….insert some sort of Tolkien AU javert trying to prove that glorfindel is the gondolin glorfindel. Probably pengolodh.

  • imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post:
                       003 and hmmm…. Morgoth ;D                
  •    SHIT THE MUSIC BIT    

       thank    

    THANKS i’m glad it make sense or whatever. i mean i think without having to scramble to outdo morgoth it would be sort of boring jazz, but,

  • pipistrellus replied to your post:
                  003 and hmmm…. Morgoth ;D    
  •    Morgoths music was edm  

    THAT’S A MUCH WORSE MENTAL IMAGE….SOUND…………..

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                  Suffering from WRITER’S BOTTLENECK. I have 6…                

       this is when you grow five more heads/torsos   

    😐 if i could make each head unaware of the plot bunnies in the other 5 heads….

    🔥 Saruman

    IDK if this is an unpopular opinion as much as an….unpopular focus? I’m a bit obsessed, but in a very inconclusive wheel-spinning way, with Saruman’s sheer senseless pettiness in speeding up the ruining of the Shire solely to fuck Frodo over, not for revenge because Frodo in no way harmed him or brought about his fall, and not for any kind of gain for his earlier more moderate screwing around with the Shire was all rendered defunct. It’s hard for me to understand, because it’s so petty it’s kind of hilarious. But I guess the underpinning is that it’s….a kind of hatred of the fact that what Frodo did essentially rendered Saruman’s entire life a waste, in a way. “He was great once, of a noble kind…his cure is beyond us; but I would still spare him, in the
    hope that he may find it.
    ” At some point Saruman traded in all he was on the – I am quite sure – very bitterly-swallowed and sincerely heart-wrenching calculation that this way was what was right, what was good, what was the only way. Even if the years between the time when he made this choice/came to this conclusion, and when we see him in LOTR, have been long enough for him to calcify and cake over any rawness of belief with layers of self-generated superciliousness and scorn and contempt, because it’s much easier to hold fast to a bitter calculation when everyone who opposes your secret idea is an idiot undeserving of acknowledgement.

    I don’t see the ruthlessly callous narrowly pragmatic disdainful thing as something that was always a big part of him, I don’t think everyone around him was that bad a judge of his character. I’d think his sweet calming voice and reassuring sense of kindness and hypnotic charisma aren’t totally fake manipulation, but habits of an unpretended positive part of him long long ago.

    I think his scheme at the end – after he crosses the company on the road with Gandalf, was a desire to absolutely ensure the imploding conclusion of Frodo’s arc, to try to ensure that Frodo wouldn’t find healing, and to poison his memories of it and his hope for its future and leave nothing but looming creeping dread of the slow fall and long defeat. Because it’s only fair, right, to try and rub in how their success in destroying the Ring was nothing but a brief upward tick on the downwards trajectory into even worse times. It’s much better than accepting that his, Saruman’s, bitterly-attained conclusions and thwarted attempt to join Sauron and all the ugly things he had to do in order to bring his attempt about, were a waste from the start. Oh, my defeat was really a tragic derailing from a successful possible future into this timeline, which actually the Bad Ending AU! “Mine, mine, yes and dearly bought!’ cried Saruman, clutching at the
    pouch. ‘This is only a repayment in token; for you took more, I’ll be bound.”
    Prob not talking just about pipeweed, hm.

    replies and stuff:

    thelioninmybed replied to your post “I was just talking about lighthouses to @garden-ghoul this evening and…”

                               
                       

    aww heck  

    crocordile replied to your post “I was just talking about lighthouses to @garden-ghoul this evening and…”

      x____________x                    

    garden-ghoul replied to your post “I was just talking about lighthouses to @garden-ghoul this evening and…”

       “<i>they longed ever to escape from the
    shadows of their exile and to see in some fashion the light that dies
    not” aaaaaa I’m verklempt. this is the best reason to build a
    lighthouse. me too dunedain</i>                    

    awwwww i am glad guys 🙂 also @ghoul: *fistbump* (i love vague rumors of wandering out of the world…..and imagine if whatever was out of the world was actually glad to see you tho ;))

    gen-adder replied to your post “garden-ghoul replied to your post:
                       garden-ghoul…”

       I think…. possibly…. the idea is that Bilbo
    &amp; Frodo only went to Eressea and not Aman itself and that’s why
    the nightmare fuel doesn’t apply to them? idk                    

    I was too lazy to go into the full context but i think the additional context is in “Myths Transformed” and i forget where i saved the link to the online copy of that essay. but that whole section is basically a lot of vague inconclusive speculation and stuff…..? Because that’s also where all his random discarded orc ideas are stored. Or I think his intent was more about like, the long-term ultimate result if someone wanted to try to stay alive in perpetuity or whatever, not like, “it totally screws you automatically” or smth. Like this is the type of “weariness” that afflicts people when they live in Aman and that it isn’t wholly different from like, the Nazgul trying to stay alive in perpetuity on earth. I don’t think….as far as I remember…that there’s a significant difference between the effect of living on tol eressea and aman, but i could be wrong.

    gen-adder replied to your post:                   hey guys, ask me headcanons or speculations about…                

       Hobbit origins (like, which race of humans were they an offshoot of/how did they get so short/whatever)    

    oh man honestly i prefer not to come up with any set headcanons about this because i like the ???? factor too much, like tom bombadil.

    but i do think it’s not far out to say maybe they were always short and different-looking, they’re not the only example of this sort of thing happening – think of the druedain! mostly because…..well, tbh i think importing pale flaccid cramped echoes of evolutionary real world stuff into the timespan of a mere few thousand years always really falls flat in tolkien – it’s never remotely as interesting as actual real world human evolutionary history, and it crowds out the fantasy/mythological conceptions of reality that i think kinda define the fabric of the legendarium-reality.

    BUT i think that they had definitely been like, around, in the very east of Beleriand since the first age too. I think some of them might have lived in Ossiriand, before traveling east to join other hobbits in the vales of Anduin (where Smeagol’s family lived) and other similar places…and i also figure they may have been living and hiding in plain sight a lot of the time and just weren’t accounted for – their stealth and silence and underground-living skills. And i think said underground living used to be much more extensive before the Shire hobbits developed such a Developed and Civilized Modern Society where underground hobbit-holes and the like were mostly traditional/affected, rather than utilitarian, and mostly for the rich.

    gen-adder replied to your post:                   fanart rec meme                

       Arien    

    I think my favorite design is this incredible blaze-y flamey curly one by @yeaka, but my favorite art overall is this one by breath-art (an amaaaaazing supplier of so many of these stained-glass-style fanarts-of-a-story, btw!!) showing her Arien-ness within her domain – the maia of the sun, submerged and an extension of the essence and meaning of the sun and the day (or is the sun and the day an extension of her? same difference, depending on how one cuts it). Her whole….dynamic, with the world and the daytime and Tilion and the nighttime and the mechanics of the sun and the sunship and everything the Tale of the Sun and Moon entails. (Weird thing, the tale of the sun and moon is one of the only sections of the Silm I can be relied upon to choke up over every single time I read it.)

    gen-adder replied to your post:                   Give me a Tolkien subject (an action or situation…                

       Balrogs    

    1. I love really weird balrog designs! stuff that isn’t either movie-based or typical-hell-demon-archetype-based.

    2. In the lotr description its appearance is just as shadow-based as flame-based, which is…idk I’m reminded of how Ungoliant ran away when they came to rescue Morgoth, maybe the shadow part of them is more than just looking shadowy? This in combination with the stuff Gandalf says about “creatures older than Sauron (who is as old as the universe)” existing when he discusses his fight with the Balrog, it makes me wonder…Maybe there are creatures that bridge the gap between the maiar and like…other stuff. Which are not necessarily bad, but can be…? Like, children of the flame deep in the earth, the dark version of like, Goldberry the river-daughter, if Tom is a light version of Ungoliant, or something….

    3. Okay I always thought the bit about Ecthelion killing three balrogs was overkill and kind of underwhelming tbh? It’s one of those narrative things – one is super impressive, but three just kind of retroactively makes them less impressive and therefore killing them less impressive. I prefer it being just Gothmog he killed.

    4. Did Gothmog like, have anything personally against Fingon if it wasn’t enough to kill him but he just had to also squash him into a pulp? Okay yeah it’s probably just a demoralization tactic, but idk I love the pettiness and vague humanity of it.

    5. I haven’t read enough relevant fic to be sure, but I feel like Glorfindel being deathly afraid of fire post-reembodiment must be a cliche? But idc, I really like the idea. I guess in general I prefer versions of balrogs that make them more fearsome and less blah and run of the mill like they are in the BOLT, mostly bc of the bit with Gandalf in LOTR – I want it to stay super badass.

    gen-adder replied to your post: Could I ask what is your favorite passage ever from anything Tolkien…

     
    nice choice : )                

    thelioninmybed replied to your post: Could I ask what is your favorite passage ever from anything Tolkien…

     
    fuuuuck that riddling is SO GOOD tho                

    IKR? I remember 8-year-old bitty me being like omg mind blown!!!!111 😀

    and i think, suitably enough, both of those passages also just, it makes sense they gave almost the same reaction when encountered in those particular super-different stages of life, ish, tbh….age-appropriate mindset checks or smth, natch

    Dashboard osmosis: Homestuck

    1) a computer game causes the end of the world, then the story wanders off and spends about 6 years on a subplot about a society of crudely-designed 4-gender(?) creatures who are actual trolls and who are also internet trolls who are trolling through like, idk???? is it a flashback or a post-apocalyptic state of cessation-of-reality or SOMETHING????? before finally coming back to the original human characters

    2) The Most Meta Piece of Fiction That Has Ever Existed In The Entire History of The Earth And/Or The Universe, Ever