Elrond is that beloved oc that the writer can’t help but include in every single story even if it’s just a cameo
Tag: FUQ
you’ve heard of netflix and chill. now get ready for númenor is destroyed and crossing the helcaraxë
No more “crossing the Helcaraxë” available once “Númenor is destroyed”. Get your own boats!
ADHD Gothic
•You’re scrolling your social media. You think it’s been 10 minutes. You check your clock. Five days have passed.
•You open the fridge, wanting something. You forget what you wanted. You only want to eat what you forgot. You forgot the last time you ate.
•Your leg is constantly moving. It hasn’t stopped for a while. You’re tapping your fingers. They hurt. You don’t stop.
•You read several paragraphs. You understand nothing. You read it all again. You understand even less.
•Someone says something to you. You ask them to repeat it again. You still don’t hear it. You ask them to repeat it again. You still don’t hear it. You stop asking.
•Someone tells you to focus. You focus too hard. The glass cracks. You shift to the astral plane. You know every single fact about dolphins and are ready to fight the king for dominance.
•Someone tells you that if it was important, you would of remembered it. You don’t remember their name. Guess they aren’t important. You watch as they fade away.
•You need to get up. Your brain doesn’t know how. You need to get up. You need to get up. You need to get up. You’re screaming and crying now. Your brain still doesn’t process it. You don’t get up.
•You look through your things. You can’t find what you need. What do you need? Someone tells you to organize. You try to do that. The mess gets worse. What do you need?
•You have many tabs open. 24 on wikipedia. 15 on youtube. 7 on social media. 6 on spotify. 4 on pandora. You think of a thing. You open another tab. After 5 seconds, you think of a thing. You open another tab. You open another tab. You open another tab. What are on half of these?
•You take out your phone, and. stare blankly at it for 20 minutes. You get on tumblr, and close tumblr to do something else. You open tumblr back up.
•You start a project. You start doing it. You start another project. You start doing it. You start another project. You start doing it. You never finish the projects.
Elves: oh wow, existence is new and intriguing? But lo! Who is this rider approaching!?
Melkor: THE WORLD IS FULL OF DANGERS AND YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED; also fuck the valaaaaaaaaaar
Elves: AHHHHHHHHH
Oromë, later: oh heyyyyyy you’re awake
Elves: THE RIDERRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHH
Oromë, in Aman: Dude I have no idea what to do; they’re terrified of everything. Your brother told them some shit…
Manwë: Like what, per chance?
Oromë: That the world is scary and that we’re scary and to be scared of everything because everything is dangerous…
Manwë:
Manwë: he’s not wrong

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no caption can possibly make this funnier
happy birthday ole worm
happy birthday ole worm
happy DEATH DAY ole worm
#……..father……… father giles of ham………………….. (via @gurguliare)
op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess
Dear lord, when I get to heaven
Please let me bring my man
When he comes tell me that you’ll let him in
Father tell me if you can.
– Lana Del Ray – Young and BeautifulAndreth & Aegnor
Revelation 20:11
The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski







