do you have architecture headcanons for numenor through the years?

Lots and lots of clay and brick and stone at first! Bright airy houses that let in the warmth and sun and sea air. Almost everyone had rooftop gardens, flowers, vegetables, fruit trees… More inland, lots of houses recessed into hillocks of green turf. Some architecture got more snug when they spread up north, but it was still nowhere near as cold as Beleriand. In Romenna, neighborhoods cut into the rock with elaborate water systems like Petra in Jordan. And when the major sea power age took off, more and more of that thing that Romans or Greeks did where they made ultra-hard cement from mixing it with sea-water? Or something? When they reached Andunie with its steep slopes, rows of houses built into the hillside and shelves in rows of steps – elaborately beautiful tiled roofs because they were so visible to everyone on the rows above you 🙂 Around Eldanna, and back into the forests and the Nisimaldar, houses all made of wood. Wooden towns on stilts a la Laketown down in Hyarnustar! Very few hilltop towns or walled cities in Numenor, for there was no war.

As time when on more and more vaguely art deco and irregularly ancient/modern mixtures that are unlike anything IRL, weird combos like solarpunk-ish-but-also-like-really-old-Venice?

In the later times everything got bigger, heavier, and more ostentatious in their architectural cues arising from cringey societal stuff a la Real Life fragile-macho-esque imperialist powers. An increasing presence of monuments and other symbolic structures bearing resemblances to massive ancient empires…like Egypt and its giant tombs and huge proclamations in rock – My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. The architectural expression of gravity and the amount of painstaking, plaintive, all-consuming depth of feeling and attention and time and care that went into this uncomfortably jars (or oddly resonates?) with dwellings and public spaces built lavishly desperate and over-the-top with a frantic undercurrent of self-deluding and self-congratulatory and distracting existential panic, like the rest of their society, slathering themselves in dick-waving displays of stolen ‘exotic’ materials and rare expensive decoration to make up for their feelings of bereft helplessness.

In Ar-Pharazon’s reign, engines and steam and industrial production sprouts up extremely fast, extremely zealously, without any gradual shift from the imposing pre-modernness, so that to a RL person’s eye it would be a stew of anachronisms. Though really, the styles and infrastructure and technology etc probably could eventually be reformed and fixed up to grow together into a viable self-supporting system if given enough time, but……..

bamboocounting replied to your post:                   thelioninmybed replied to your post: “ftr this is…                

   i thought about doing a stick figure illustration and was instantly
stymied by uncertainty over what roofs would look like in armenelos    

omg…..TERRACOTTA…DEFINITELY…….good weather and lots of time….?

thearrogantemu replied to your post: “The Brothers Karamazov for the ask meme!”

well thanks I want fics for every one of these answers now.

BROS KARAMAZOV FIC IS HARD…..i am absolutely not at all a ‘realism researcher’ type of fic writer (at least certainly not for fantasy or sci fi), but whenever i contemplate fic for it i’m overcome with a need to look up 8364 russian things

thelioninmybed replied to your post: “ftr this is my favorite (only) fic anyone has written for my fanart…”

ok CUTE

It’s the CUTEST and also my new fav mental image, i now have to loop BACK around and draw some even worse fanart for this image from a hypothetical fanfic based on phonedoodle fanart. i wonder if there’s a perceptible lag in how long the light from earth-earendil takes to arrive, that’s comparable to earth-venus….would they be able to see each other in real time….?

ftr this is my favorite (only) fic anyone has written for my fanart ever

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Last Saturday at 10:28pm

bamboocounting: aaaaa sorry, I half-way remember the art you used on your sideblog’s header as being elros and elrond in the leaning chair of armenelos?

vardasvapors: sidufhiusdhiufihudsu YES

vardasvapors: IT IS <3333333

vardasvapors: i didn’t realize u were referring to them ^V^

Last Sunday at 1:23 AM

vardasvapors: ‘the leaning chair of armenelos’ oh my GOD

bamboocounting: I hope they are competitive in everything they do which includes clearing banquet halls at the end of a feast

bamboocounting: they end up stacking all the chairs to the roof to star gaze while being drunk off their socks

bamboocounting: earendil waves and yells at them to hydrate

bamboocounting replied to your post:             bamboocounting replied to your post:            …                

   I would applaud him too thru the years and distance    

it was very applause-worthy

actualmermaid replied to your post: “actualmermaid replied to your post:                  bamboocounting…”

Now I have to make, like… venlafaxine-of-mandos or some shit

I LOVE READING PPL’S DREAM LOGS….doooo it. or just post on ur regular blog with all your other textposts 😀

bamboocounting replied to your post:                  actualmermaid replied to your post:              …                

   i luve the beans    

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN…..

bamboocounting replied to your post:                Meme: Legolas/Gimli for a ship, and/or Elrond for…                

   (re happy end: the MOST romance) and with LaCE, bc it’s so
disagreeably prescriptive in other pairings? whereas here, [50k of two
game bros fumbling together]    

YEAH exactly! especially in elf/elf pairings the LACE stuff isn’t really interesting in any contexts i can think of, interspecies is imo the only scenario where it can turn into fun xeno-seeming-from-the-characters’-povs stuff (i mean, fun for me, whatever). and this is the only pairing where i’m *thumbs up, yesssss*

bamboocounting replied to your post:                   my plans to spend like three hours at my favorite…                

   u skid along gently until stopped by an immobile object, yeah?    

no!!!! bad plan!!!!!!! :X

(tho actually, my dad once slipped on ice while standing on the top of a hill and managed to slide on his feet all the way down to the bottom without falling. everyone who was standing around applauded him, like in My Immortal)

thelioninmybed
replied to your post “ellllllllllrond. if no one has requested him already.”

trolly reasons????

Yes this is an accurate quote of the statement i made. >_o

bamboocounting replied to your post:               galadriel AND…../luthien?     

   DURIN!!! yes    

IF I WASN’T SO LAZY i would have already written the long ‘durin and other dwarves chat with galadriel and celebrian when they trek through khazad-dum fic’ i would sure like to read….

bamboocounting replied to your post:                   austerlitzborodinoleipzig replied to your…                

   I thought the lack of interest in gondor’s politics was only me    

bamboo i thought i already appreciated u maximally!! *glum fistbump*

galadriel AND…../luthien?

I’ll just do Galadriel since I did Beren/Luthien for that other ask!

How I feel about this character: She’s SO GREAT. Find me another Tolkien character with a more multipurpose yet still fully-executed and satisfying character arc. Go on. I dare u. No one embodies the core of Elves from Hobbits’ POV like her. I’m simultaneously frustrated and enticed by how many times Tolkien changed his mind about how many elements of her story – I love how much ATTENTION he so obviously paid to her, and to so many things about her. Loving detail <3333

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Celeborn, Melian, bamboo u know >_o, Annatar but only in a battle-of-wits hatesex way,

My non-romantic OTP for this character: CELEBRIMBOR…Treebeard…Durin…

My unpopular opinion about this character: I think her screwup/failure in failing to destroy the 19 rings of power when Celebrimbor told her about Sauron etc is really neglected by fandom for something so fascinating and angsty…

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I
wish we had gotten a little more coherence/finality about what her timeline actually was, somewhere in Tolkien’s various versions and half-drafts….

my het ship: Celeborn!

my fem/slash ship: Melian

my OTP: hhhh this MEME. Celeborn.

my OT3: Galadriel/Celebrimbor/Annatar? I guess?

my cross over ship: Maybe like, Jed Bartlet

my kink: D/s (the s side)

a head canon fact: She knew Turin in Doriath….

my gender bend: It’s good, but, like, it would change some things about her a lot imo, since her gender plays into her whole central character arc about wanting power and independence and stuff……

bamboocounting replied to your post:                   series meme for only lord of the rings…                

   everything about this is cute    

!! no u!! are cute!!!

ivanaskye replied to your post “003 Arwen!”

F/f Aragorn/Arwen where Arwen is a trans woman and they still have biological twins is my personal fav… I’ve thought abt this way too many times in the 15 times I’ve marathoned the move trilogy…

gskjdfjd i have not considered that but it would also be good….the reason it occurred to me i would theoretically like cis f/f aragorn/arwen is bc canon lotr has A Lot. of weird Race Stuff that sort of conflates some ideas poorly. so like, weird subplot? where like, idk, something something about the biological lineage actually ending…i haven’t thought this all the way through but yk

*bio KIDS, Gods, I know they’re of the elfamily but that doesn’t mean the kids HAVE to be twins….

def twins!!! twin daughters!! this is a firm headcanon of mine.