bamboocounting replied to your post:                   I’m not sure if this is a bad headcanon or just a…                

   IMAGINE WHO HE FIRST NEEDED TO DO THIS TO    

IDK WHO DID HE???? do you have someone in mind??????

  • imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post:
                       maedhros got into bdsm………….. after angband                
  •    hey we never said ‘after’    

  • thelioninmybed replied to your post:
                       maedhros got into bdsm………….. after angband                
  •    I don’t think we ever said ‘after’   

    imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post:                   maedhros got into bdsm………….. after angband                

       crown prince of tirion liked him some knifes too    

    thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   maedhros got into bdsm………….. after angband                

       ….our hivemind is p. creepy sometimes    

    OMFG you guys how do you just exceed any attempt by someone ELSE to make fun of u

    actualmermaid replied to your post:                   actualmermaid replied to your post:               …                

       lol not with my actual relatives, but when I’m inconvenienced I say
    “[person] didn’t die for this” (usually someone I know who’s an
    annoyingly self-congratulating ~straight LGBT ally~)    

    yoisdfofj omg HARSH

    actualmermaid replied to your post:              og elf blades shone in all colours and every…                

       i have this idea that Aeglos’ blade/point was made out of some kind of glowy iridescent crystal material    

    snow-thorn! <33333

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                   ivanaskye
    replied to your post  “I  was going to…                

       I’M SO SORRY T AND H ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER    

    OH. that makes…..a lot more sense. uhhh i did not have any suspicions about turin anon but anyway anon ID’ing is an unreliable and fun-ruining endeavor so nvm ^_^

       (where is the feanor mashup) I haven’t seen much of that dynamic,
    it’s just the word-choice that invites visions of …two ft tall wigs as
    ancient noldorin helmets/things for seabirds to land on    

    tbh i prefer to believe those helmets existed in canon ANYWAY but there are a couple references to gil galad being descended from feanor in some of the early sketches of when the post-first-age timeline and the beginning of LOTR were like just getting started i think? it was before the rings existed so it must have obviously been one of tolkien’s signature crochet-moved of weaving a smaller fractal strand through a loop in the past and forward into the subsequent story – the outline has the same Catch-22 for the elves of living-in-middle-earth vs saving-middle-earth as with the Three Rings, and the elves kamikaze’ing themselves to destroy Sauron:

    “And it is said that in Beleriand there arose a king, who was of
    Númenorean race, and he was named Elendil, that is Elf-friend. And he
    took counsel with the elves that remained in Middle-Earth (and these
    abode then mostly in Beleriand); and he made a league with Gil-galad the
    Elf-king who was descended from Fëanor.
    And their armies were joined,
    and passed the mountains and came into inner lands far from the Sea. And
    they came at last even to Mordor the Black Country, where Sauron, that
    is in the Gnomish tongue named Thû, had rebuilt his fortresses. And they
    encompassed the stronghold until Thû came out in person, and Elendil
    and Gil-galad wrestled with him; and both were slain. But Thû was thrown
    down, and his bodily shape destroyed, and his servants were dispelled,
    and the host of Beleriand destroyed his dwelling; but Thû’s spirit fled
    far away, and was hidden in waste places, and took no shape again for
    many ages. But it is sung sadly by the Elves that the war with Thû
    hastened the fading of the Eldar, decreed by the Gods; for Thû had power
    beyond their measure….and the Elves expended their strength and
    substance in the assault upon him. And this was the last of the services
    of the Firstborn to Men…” (“The Fall of Numenor”, The Lost Road and Other Writings, HOME IV)

    ivanaskye
    replied to your post “I was going to post this but nobody would appreciate it if I did, so…”

    Are you sure he wouldn’t let Bilbo compile them. He let Bilbo sing THOSE SONGS in HIS HALL I think tbh he is a very oddly accommodating friend on these things

    hey anon this is true. i’m not 100% convinced he’d give a shit.

    bamboocounting replied to your post: “I was going to post this but nobody would appreciate it if I did, so…”

    how do you manage to be a FLUNKY to a person of mysterious and indistinct lineage dragging some measure of life out of the ravaged world

    for fear of strengthening my reputation as a whiny grump i SHOULD probably clarify i have 0 antipathy and a great deal of amusement at characterizing elrond as gg’s flunky, my only beef is with the notion he spent all 3400 years totally focused on this. i mean i know i’m a really impressive procrastinator but if i was born in 1400 BC i’m PRETTY sure even i would STILL have found the time and opportunity to experience 10x as much random Stuff as all the human characters in the legendarium put together by now.

    otoh what if ‘gil-galad’ is a made-up person who everyone kicked the can to in order to deflect blame for ‘_____’ throughout the 2nd age. i want more weird gil-galad conspiracy theories. hey do ppl also know that gil-galad was once ‘a descendent of feanor,’ like, some kind of celebrimbor mashup

    bamboocounting replied to your post “I was going to post this but nobody would appreciate it if I did, so…”

    (is this the hurin best adopted child anon_

    the. who.

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                 ivanaskye replied to your photo:                  …                

       it’s for when you’re not sure that laughter is appropriate for
    what’s sad for your king!! but it’s still slightly funny, elrond pls    

    ivanaskye replied to your post:                   ivanaskye replied to your photo:                  …                

       “a lot” aka a wide variety of ways to terrorize your brother, who is just trying to rUN A KINGDOM gosh darn it,   

    i’m so glad this headcanon has totally run away from me. i’m proud :’) i love the unevolved-pokemon stage 1 of Very Old characters

    ivanaskye replied to your photo:                   Good morning everyone look upon this late night…                

       I feel like the first is more likely tbh    

    it’s tru, but u can do a lot in 500 years

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                  actualmermaid replied to your photo:
               …                

       (*☻-☻*)    

    is this like an emoji for when ur too cool to be super excited but super excited about your coolness

    a zillion replies and my sister’s excellent painting under the cut

    imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “what do you think of the noldor?”

    if i got left out does that mean i’m the one sending them, is it like the gay cousin thing

    Yes. It’s like Murder on the Orient Express too.

    kareenvorbarra replied to your post “hey………Silm Fans……a revelation………did you know the sindar and nandor and…”

    I’ll have to take your word for it, I just woke up

    envious tbh. also it’s good u got spared my rant, i complained to like 3 ppl.

    imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “hey………Silm Fans……a revelation………did you know the sindar and nandor and…”

    sounds fake idk

    I’m pretty sure the only creatures who woke up in the night and loved it were……like….bats and wolves….right….i’m not missing any incarnates here….am i…..

    ivanaskye replied to your post: “hey………Silm Fans……a revelation………did you know the sindar and nandor and…”

    Elves of the staaaaars

    OH WHOOPS RIGHT.

    bamboocounting replied to your post “Tagged by: @nelyafinwe, thank u! sorry this is so late lmao 5 things…”

    what does that hot air balloon painting look like @-@_

    Like this!!

    bamboocounting replied to your post “simaethae replied to your post:                    ok general rec…”

    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/lee_07_14/ this one has happy-go-luck immortal vibes? in space!

    HOMG BAMBOOOOOOOO you are spoiling me how did u find smth SOOOOO perfect-sounding for me….must read as soon as i can…. <333333

    actualmermaid replied to your post “hey………Silm Fans……a revelation………did you know the sindar and nandor and…”

    is there discourse

    If only.

    171 notes without a single “……um…..?”

    crocordile replied to your post “hey………Silm Fans……a revelation………did you know the sindar and nandor and…”

    sugvsdhjfsdjnimtr i was literally in the middle of writing a vagueblog post about the very same complaint, though throught the perspective of LaCE debate hahahahaha

    it sure is a recurring theme isn’t it

    crocordile replied to your post “Now that I had 2 shots of espresso I can probably sleep well tonight”

    Vdvffnvsshfj if you’re not being ironic, I totally identify with this post fdvfgj drinking coffee at night somehow makes me calm???

    No me too!! I also like, get so tired I can’t sleep? Like it takes too much executive function to drop out of zombie mode and fall asleep. But if i have coffee I perk up and then flop down and the momentum of the flop lets me fall through to sleep…..like bouncing on a giant block of Jello

    nelyafinwe replied to your post “Tagged by: @nelyafinwe, thank u! sorry this is so late lmao 5 things…”

    GIGANTIC WARDROBE TWINS???? i would Die for my Gigantic Wardrobe. Also drizzly nights with streetlamp reflections MY ALL TE FAVE

    It fits SO MUCH STUFF i am blessed.

    simaethae replied to your post “simaethae replied to your post:                   @simaethae  I have…”

    anyway at this point i’m a little confused bc… basically it’s just a book about people?… but w/ev i respect your human kink even if i don’t understand it 😉

    noooooo that’s the whole point…the Knowledge that they are elves and shit, combined with the Observation that there is Nothing Unhuman About Them….it’s the worst. It’s also the #1 thing that makes me go ‘this is really good why the FUCK am i reading this’ when i’m reading house of finwe silm fic

    gurguliare replied to your post:                    You should read The Lions of Al-Rassan by Guy…                    

    it’s extremely silly and my favorite of his books by far, totally hit it  

    GOOD SILLY IS BEST OF ALL.

    pipcomix replied to your post:                    You should read The Lions of Al-Rassan by Guy…                  

    I also enjoyed his fake byzantium book but mostly the beginning bits  

    Oh I enjoyed this book yes    

    fake byzantium you say?? good thing i’m the kind of person who rarely feels any obligation to finish a book i started

    pipcomix replied to your post:
                       garden-ghoul
    replied to your post  “@garden-ghoul…                

       gogol actually loves frances hardinge it’s just sometimes hard to tell    

    NOT THAT I GO BY GOGOL’S TASTE i just can’t remember which roast goes with which author. this is the one who always looks out of her pictures with a really unimpressed expression…?

       also i like the raven cycle VERY much, ymmv, it’s Very YA but i…
    love… it… fiendish also is not THAT creepy and it is very VERY not
    cynical

    i feel like i may have accidentally oversold my cynicism antipathy but i’m glad to know, thank u!

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                   garden-ghoul replied to your post  “@garden-ghoul…                

       >_0 of all the undeservedly cruel comparisons (。ì o í。)    

    omg i’m sorry 😀

       although picturing lymond trying to take charge of the children in hardinge’s works is…………    

    OH lymond whoever rings a bell. i feel like i know him, though i know nothign about him

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                   @crocordile @gurguliare IVE ALWAYS LIKED…                

    it’s the series I posted about yesterday like they LOST the MAIN CHARACTER’s DEAD BODY    

    I KNOOOOWWWWW all the osmosis has been so enjoyable (^v^) tho my favorite might have been @kareenvorbarra‘s “Vorkosigan Saga Characters As Onion Headlines” or whatever, i love

    ivanaskye replied to your post:                   Ahhh books you should read Bone Season by Samantha…                

       I have read uprooted! I personally much preferred the first half of
    the book where it solidly played into the horror aspect, but less the
    second half where it started to Explain things and went more fantasy.
    But u would probably be pretty down for the whole “sentient forest”
    aspect. There was an element of memory loss in one thing in the book
    that I was not a fan of tho, ofc,    

    SENTIENT FORESTS!!!!!! god so many recs!!! ^_^

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                   I never actually completely finished reading the…                

       I have the vapors    

    this is a cute reaction, i have no idea. i love u <333

    bamboocounting replied to your post:                  I never actually completely finished reading the…                

       WAIT NO PUN INTENDED    

    LOLOLOL OH MY GOD 😀 😀 😀

    actualmermaid replied to your post:                   longish goofy half-grumbling half-bragging under…                

       CAN WE FORM THE SNRI APPRECIATION CLUB    

    join me and together we will rule the galaxy ^_^