ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth
andie, she/her, 26, united states. this blog is full of Tolkien. also other art, photos, fandoms, and big-eyes-emoji stuff, but mostly Tolkien. i tag! my girlfriend is bright ivanaskye, who is a lot, but not too much
i admit my reaction to this unnamable (sorry!!!!) person was strong but someone said “[impenetrable cipher]’s tags are amazing as always” and i started crying tears of blood down my pallid face
gogol im blocking u to prevent u from blackmailing me about this
garden-ghoul replied to your photoset: Ivana took this because my eyes hath the Bigness…
whaaaat! you’re so cute and your scarf is cute
nooooooo you’re cute!! my scarf is like 9 years old and it’s still peak gorgeous ^_^
kareenvorbarra replied to your post: who would follow a “humans of late numenor”…
an all-shitpost blog or a content blog? either way i’m in
all reblogged shitposts + serious good evocative or humorous art and written completely unrelated content cleverly/meanly tagged for late numenor and late numenor accessories
ivanaskye replied to your photoset:
Ivana took this because my eyes hath the Bigness…
it goes bounce!!!
chestnut-podfic replied to your photoset: Ivana took this because my eyes hath the Bigness…
The most Perfect Curl™
actualmermaid replied to your photoset: Ivana took this because my eyes hath the Bigness…
Bigness
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your photoset: Ivana took this because my eyes hath the Bigness…
o, Goddess of the Ringlet
these testimonials are all going on my futuristic screencap-collector-wall once i sue the federal government for all their student debt and it’s over for those hoes
actualmermaid replied to your post: I’m too shy to tell your girlfriend since she has…
WHO…….
IDK???????? if you mean who as in who are they talking about??? The only possibilities that spring to mind are people who aren’t following me anymore. Or possibly a super-popular person whose reblog-dragging can break their activity page/attract hate messages to them or smth, but i don’t think anyone super-popular follows me.
radiantanor replied to your post “Tell me what you want me to write and I will regretfully refuse with a…”
a 100k fic fixing everything wrong with what the Harry Potter “canon” is becoming, or a scientific article on the topic of your choice
MY BRAIN IS NOT ABSORBING ANY NEW HARRY POTTER INFORMATION AT THIS TIME FOR HEALTH REASONS NEW PHONE WHO DIS
thelioninmybed replied to your post “Tell me what you want me to write and I will regretfully refuse with a…”
Write a completely different fic about your gfs series
i think this would be the movie “Rango”
thearrogantemu replied to your photo “*sending selfies from my bathroom to my girlfriend in my bedroom bc…”
you (both singular and plural) are just too cute.
thank you!!!!!!!!!! we try!!!!!!
garden-ghoul replied to your post “It’s cool and unironically pleasing that every time I read another…”
your limitless hatred for silm fandom is always so heartwarming to see. living that life.
i AM…..am glad to warm the heart cockles of a ghoul
ALSO only 6000 of that was actually drafting, I finished the novel
at that point and was outlining the next one after that. Get it
straight, jeeeez
No???? 5000 was in like 4 hours but the other 5000 took like maybe
two whole hours on top of that. We’re talking six hours total here
ok but u definitely hit 5,000 in about 3 hours not 4! i’m p sure abt that
the-artifice-of-eternity replied to your post:
Andie’s ‘to-read’ books on Goodreads (24 books)
I can’t be objective about And I Darken because it’s just a blend of
literally everything I like in stories, but I’d love to hear your
thoughts!
i can’t wait to hear my thoughts too! ivana LOVED it so i am very eyes-emoji about it…..
also yay hafez <3
HAFEZ IS GREAT and i have read far too little of him
simaethae replied to your link “Andie’s ‘to-read’ books on Goodreads (24 books)”
[stares guiltily at the stack of books i received last xmas]
[and, for the avoidance of doubt, still have not read]
i have been failing to read a short novella (invisible cities) for 2 years straight now lol
I had a 10-book goal for 2018 and… I don’t think I’m going to make
it, BUT I did read some good books and I’ve started holding myself to
writing a short review for each new book I read so that’s a plus!!!
I actually did write a goodreads review for one (1) entire book! which was my girlfriend’s book!! but still!!!!!! an improvement!!!!!!!!!
ivanaskye replied to your post: Andie’s ‘to-read’ books on Goodreads (24 books)
I understand that you’re busy but you’re literally reading slower than I write
fuck yooouuuu lol
also I have mostly been reading your books, which i need to annotate with ~hilarious comments every 4 paragraphs SO THERE
@actualmermaid i have eaten about 11 of ivana’s amazing cayenne chocolate chip scones but now i’m all out 😦
@radiantanor THIS IS THE CUTEST MESSAGE I HAVE EVER GOTTEN OMG 💞
garden-ghoul replied to your post:
some Looks i have served recently
was gonna say you look like a million bucks and then I was like “wait down with capitalism”
you look like a million fish!!
by which I mean your smile is really pretty and I like you
aaaaa…u warm my heart with the nutrients of a million ghouls!!!!!! ❤
@actualmermaid obviously it must be meant to represent vagina dentata! ‘what IS in your vagina? smartjane can find out’ ‘dont forget to brush your vagina-teeth twice a day to prevent vaginagingivitis’
ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth 