
«…and Angor the mighty and Istar his queen fell like stars into the dark, and they perished out of all knowledge» (The Lost Road, HoME-5)
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«…and Angor the mighty and Istar his queen fell like stars into the dark, and they perished out of all knowledge» (The Lost Road, HoME-5)

An AU WHERE SAURON IS A LADY and and she and Tar-Miriel scheme and and attempt to out seduce each other in a power struggle over Numenor !!
(*fans self*)
(Tar-Miriel is on the left with thighs of doom and lady-sauron has the killer tan)
CRUSHES FACE IN HANDS
you’ve heard of netflix and chill. now get ready for númenor is destroyed and crossing the helcaraxë
No more “crossing the Helcaraxë” available once “Númenor is destroyed”. Get your own boats!

I’m trying to get early han emperors straight and I think tolkien could really have benefited from studying more imp chinese history because it offers such rich examples of generational back-and-forth, as far as coveting eternal life goes. “Also, after a short foray into magic in 61 BC, Emperor Xuan realized the follies of seeking immortality, and abandoned the would-be costly venture (unlike, for example, his great-grandfather Emperor Wu).” GREAT JOB EMPEROR XUAN, YOU DID OK and probably only drank like one liter of lead