“YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED”- fingon’s siblings upon finding twenty floral tunics and a kidnapped human bard in his closet

thelioninmybed:

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On the one hand, the floral tunics were in June’s addition to the fic but on the other you have correctly divined that it was me that told her to add that detail, so I shall take it as a compliment to both of us. Anyway, here’s silm guys as mbmbam quotes:

Celegorm: “What’s up everybody, I think DOGS should VOTE”

Tuor: “SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!”

Earendil: “I am going to stave off Quetzalcoatl with two glowsticks on the top of a fucking mountain just blasting Skrillex.”

Beren: “A good guy will buy you flowers; the right guy will eat them for you.” 

Luthien: “Furries can do infinite crime!”

Fingolfin: “Anger 1 is like a quiet, reserved anger; anger 2 is like an explosion of biting.”

Turin: “The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.”

hellenhighwater:

Current run of Cryptid Javerts (all caught up on quick requests!) including:

  • An attempted dismissal
  • Javert seizing Valjean to confirm that it’s really him. (His eyesight isn’t great but his ears and nose are spectacular)
  • Cosette goes for the ears; Javert would like to go away.
  • Modern Javert v. Vacuum Cleaner (He sheds. Vacuuming is a necessary evil, but it is still an EVIL.)
  • A stick (his truncheon?) is caught, but at what cost?

Dog squad and suggestees: @katistrophe, @splinteredstar, @yoyo-inspace, @cryptid-batman,  

@lawisnotmocked @mycravatundone@blondeaus-funeral-oration @gloom-filled-dreamer @quarryquest @whiteroserebelsinscarves @lizardrosen  @squadron-of-damned

Let me know if you’d like to be added to the tag list! And feel free to shoot me Javert suggestions.

ivanaskye:

Atheists are persecuted by Muslims in Saudi Arabia

Muslims are persecuted by Buddhists in Myanmar

Buddhists are persecuted by atheists in China

gosh, it’s almost like oppressors will use whatever cultural tools are at their disposal in order to oppress.

laralaralara:

cairistiona7:

The McDonald’s french fry
is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it
can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I
mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone
cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm,
fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s
french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. – Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride