unpretty:

unpretty:

there is no higher form of literature than olde-ass europeans trying to explain the skunk

“The other is a low animal, about the size
of a little dog or cat.  I mention it here, not on account of its
excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin.
 I have seen three or
four of them.  It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining; and has
upon its back two perfectly white stripes, which join near the neck and
tail, making an oval which adds greatly to their grace.  The tail is
bushy and [163] well furnished with hair, like the tail of a Fox; it
carries it curled back like that of a Squirrel.  It is more white than
black; and, at the first glance, you would say, especially when it
walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter’s little dog.  But it is so
stinking, and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called
the dog of Pluto.  No sewer ever smelled so bad.  I would not have
believed it if I had not smelled it myself.
 Your heart almost fails you
when you approach the animal; two have been killed in our court, and
several days afterward there was such a dreadful odor throughout our
house that we could not endure it.  I believe the sin smelled by sainte
Catherine de Sienne must have had the same vile odor.”

some jesuit missionary in like 1635

@actualmermaid

Oromë and Atani Religion

anthropologyarda:

Companion piece to this post. I got to thinking about who the most recognizable Vala would be to Middle-earth’s Men, and came to the conclusion that it’s probably Oromë.

Of all the Valar, Oromë most loved the lands outside Valinor. It’s said that he left them unwillingly and was the last to come west, and that he often returned with his host to the East to hunt monsters and beasts, and the shadows fled for a while when they hunted. When he did remain in Valinor Oromë would train his folk and beasts for the pursuit of Melkor’s evil creatures.

Oromë is also the one who finds the elves at Cuiviénen, which essentially rescues them from extinction or worse at Morgoth’s hands. He is filled with wonder at these new beings and stays for a while to teach them. After the first war against Morgoth, the elves are afraid of all the Ainur except for Oromë, having seen the rest only in their wrath. He then shepherded the three elf representatives to Valinor and back, and then accompanies all of the Eldar from Cuiviénen to Beleriand and leads them with great care to assure their safety.

And when the humans wake up many years later, their first teachers are the elves who remained behind and who would have told them stories about the Valar and Morgoth. But these elves probably know very little about the Valar who remained in Aman, enough just to say that there are good powers off in the West. Except for Oromë. About him, the elves can say that they personally met a living, physical near-god, who walked the same forests where humanity’s feet now step,and that he taught them, protected them and wanted the best for them.

So you have this one Vala who is differentiated from the others by his love for mortal lands, who doesn’t abandon Middle-earth and goes back and makes conditions better there, and spends all his time in paradise training to do it again. He’s physically present, he’s active. He is defined by a very human set of activities (hunting, riding, fighting), emotions (love, longing, wrath) and objects of those emotions (horses, hounds, trees, eastern lands, evil). In comparison to many of the other Valar who are distant and less human, Oromë is a much more approachable, understandable figure.

For a human in Middle-earth, it would be these detailed stories of a human-like mentoring power that would seem reasonable, memorable and appealing. Such a power might cast his thought back toward Middle-earth (and thus humans) more often than his fellows and be more likely to hear and act if called upon. Then you have stories of him conquering evil, and

Oromë

becomes even more attractive as a heroic figure.  He is so eager, in fact, to fight evil that when he’s in Valinor

Oromë

spends all his time training to go back. It is a very short step to believing that he might be eager and willing to help a human proxy do the same. Apply a kind of transitive logic and Oromë can be cast as a patron of humanity.

Oromë is also very geographically grounded in Middle-earth, which increases his appeal for us tactile human adherents; there are scattered signs of his physical presence even into the Third Age. The Misty Mountains, for example, were according to lore raised by Melkor to hinder Oromë’s hunts for evil creatures. The Horn of Gondor (used most famously by Boromir) was made from the horn of a Kine of Araw, which were cattle found near the Sea of Rhun and said in legend to be descended from ancestors brought by Oromë from Valinor. The ancestors of the Mearas were also, according to Rohirric tradition, originally brought to Middle Earth from Valinor by Oromë.

Whatever lies Morgoth taught Men later, all of this is a very compelling narrative. And stories about Oromë had plenty of opportunity to spread thanks to early Avari-human contact, and are renewed by the reentry of the Noldor into Beleriand, who would have passed those stories east through their kin, by human refugees from the west during the wars and after Beleriand’s destruction, by the Numenoreans as they sailed east and colonized Middle-earth, and perhaps even by the Istari.

And this mythic persistence is largely supported by our evidence. He appears in the language of the Rohirrim as ”Bema”, where he seems deeply embedded in their mythic culture (Theoden on Snowmane is compared to Orome atop Nahar, for example, and their heraldry symbol is the white Mearas, which is one of Nahar’s kin) and in the geographic legends I mentioned earlier. Since the Rohirrim are closely related to other peoples descended from the Northmen, it seems likely that the Men of Dale, Beornings, Woodsmen, and various other peoples of northern Rhovanion also had similar traditions. If we extend that influence a little further into space and time, the Variags probably included Oromë in their mythology because of their origin with the ancestors of the Rohirrim, and perhaps also the Dunlendings, who mixed frequently with the Rohirrim, and the Hobbits, whose ancestors lived nearby and whose language still carries traces of contact.

Because of their location at the very edge of elven and Edain influence, the Northmen are not as religiously orthodox as the Numenoreans. They acknowledge Eru as the creator but he figures very little into their beliefs; the Ainur have greater importance and religious influence. Some of the northern peoples, like the Beornings and the Woodsmen, are teetering right on the edge of ‘paganism’ and the Variags in the Third Age have fully embraced polytheism.

Besides Oromë, the Northmen are naturally drawn to Valar who are closely connected to him.

Vána, his wife, is associated with spring, fertility, beauty, romantic love, the growth of plants and agriculture, and is the protector of young people. To his sister Nessa is attributed power over untouched nature, wild animals, sports, dance, childbirth, and the protection of children. The two are usually conceived as the opposite ends of a natural continuum, with Vána at one end as the gentle, domesticated natural world controlled by humans and Nessa on the other as embodying the untamed, instinctive, dangerous aspects of wilderness. Oromë unites them as the patron of domestic animals, forests, human activities, crafts, culture, war, justice and good.

Some universal observances and traditions exist. According to legend, Oromë and his maiar can sometimes sneak out of Valinor, and they ride Middle-earth like they did when the world was young and hunt evil disguised as spirits. The Northmen call this the Wild Hunt and believe they only appear on moonless or stormy nights. You are supposed to leave a threefold libation outside your door to offer them refreshment when they pause to rest: offal for the hounds, grain for the horses, and mead (Rohirrim, Variags), milk (Beornings), ale (Woodsmen) or wine (Dale) for the huntsmen.

Vána is honored foremost during a spring festival, situated sometime after the first flowers of spring and planting the spring crops, but there is a companion holiday in the fall for planting winter wheat and other winter crops.

Vána can always be identified in art by her crown of flowers. Nessa also has two corresponding observances. The main one is in early to mid-fall, during the rut, while the matching holiday is in late spring to early summer, when the deer give birth to fawns. Nessa always wears a crown of antlers in their iconography. The purpose of all these observances is to ensure the productivity of both plants and animals to nourish the people.

The Northmen believe the blowing of a horn is the surest way to dispel enchantment and evil magic, and to drive out bad spirits, who flee in fear at the echo of the Valaróma. Horses and hounds are said to have special powers to sense evil and ill intent, and the greatest capacity for loyalty and love of humans. Mistreatment and cruelty to animals is the surest way to draw Oromë and Nessa’s anger and will lead to misfortune, as will disrespect for the animals you hunt and the unneeded felling of trees. You offer a prayer to Oromë before every hunt for his favor, and when you make a kill you dedicate it to the Huntsman, so his sister doesn’t become offended at the death of her creatures. Hunting deer has extra customs – killing a doe with an unweaned fawn is forbidden by Nessa, as is killing white, spotted or other unusual colored animals, since they are ‘marked’ by the two Valar as their own. Hunting in the sacred groves dedicated to Nessa is also strictly forbidden.

While there is a pretty consistent mythology, each of the different groups have their own unique traditions. The Rohirrim and the Variags, of course, favor Oromë’s aspect as ‘The Great Rider’ and most of their art shows him mounted on Nahar. You can always tell it’s him because Nahar has six legs, representing his ability to carry

Oromë over the land and sea. They also have a truly staggering number of native horse related traditions, not all of which are the same. The Rohirrim have a strict taboo against eating horseflesh, for example, while the Variags think that horsemeat is the only appropriate food for celebrations and significant events, though both justify this custom because

Oromë favors horses. The Rohirrim also honor a unique warrior aspect of Nessa, who is the patron of shieldmaidens, and equivalent to

Oromë as a war god. The Men of Dale prefer to honor

Oromë as the Huntinglord, while the Beornings and the Woodmen of Mirkwood invoke him as the Lord of Forests and the Huntsman.

I like to think that scraps of Oromë’s myth survived even in the Uttermost East. The Avari told Men stories of the world trees of the West, and of a demigod who walked among them and who hunts the leaping stag in the forest, and sometimes if Men tell the story enough times the three become the same – the stag-god with the world tree as his horns.

berrysphase:

gloom-ranger:

featherwurm:

Mushroom Dragons are curious little detritivores with a variety of natural and magical properties depending on variety.  They have unique and distinct personalities, and can range from completely benevolent to outright malicious.

These little guys are available on a variety of products at my Society6 store here.  If there’s interest, I’d be happy to put them up as stickers on my Redbubble store also.

Wouldn’t this be an interesting creature to have in game?

@vardasvapors

moringottos:

moringottos:

Save Our (sea)Bird!

Most of you are aware now that Bird – also known as @thulimo – is having a major surgery on October 12th, to remove an 11 inch tumor and possibly an entire hysterectomy. It’s scary, mostly because we don’t know yet if it’s cancerous or not, and the oncologist is gong to have to take the tumor to pathology during the surgery to find out.

Because of the ongoing uphill battle with our insurance, the only place that would accept our plan was in a different city, so the medical bills and expenses are piling up fast.

As a result. I have set up a GoFundMe.

This is to help with the expenses and bills from the surgery as well as knock out some of the older bills that are still hanging over our heads. Every time I think we have it paid down, a new bill arrives for bloodwork or tests or another appointment copay. The GoFundMe will probably not cover the cost of the surgery, with our deductible, but it is a start.

Bird deserves a chance to get better without having to live in a constant and perpetual state of stress because of money. She’s going to be out of work for a week before surgery and six weeks after. I’m going to be taking off a few days to be there for her surgery, and for a few days after to make sure she’s got everything she needs to recover. An 11 inch tumor is nothing to sneeze at; it’s attached itself to her uterus and her bowel. This is a major surgery, and the recovery process is going to be rough. There is also waiting to hear if it’s cancerous or not, and dealing with that answer when it comes.

So yes, I am asking for help. I don’t like asking for help. I know we all need help in one way or another, and like Bird, I prefer to be the one helping. But here I am, begging you to help me take care of my wife. She deserves a chance to get better, to feel better, to recover from this and go back to being the beautiful, bouncy, lively Bird we all know and love. This entire ordeal is taking a serious toll on her. She’s going to need 24 hour constant care during the weeks after her surgery, and every single cent helps me to provide that care for her.

If you want options other than GoFundMe, I have a ko-fi, and we have a shared Paypal that you can contribute to, if you’re not crazy about GoFundMe.

I’m also offering tarot readings from my Marigold Tarot deck (with pictures!) if you donate $10 or more. I’m open for fic commissions as well, $1 per 100 words.

Look, everything helps. If you can kick in $1, that helps, and I am immensely grateful that you’ve bothered to even read this far. If you can’t help, consider reblogging this. You can read more about Bird on the GoFundMe page, and maybe consider sharing it on twitter if you have one (or FB, I won’t judge).

Thank you.

UPDATE 9/28

This morning we hit the halfway mark for the GFM goal, which is absolutely incredible. I do not have the words to properly express my gratitude, or how much I have been crying about all of the love and support and generosity from everyone so far after only two days. I’ve posted an update on the GFM page itself but I thought I would repeat it here: in the event that we exceed the goal – because I really do not know how much the surgery is going to cost out of pocket yet but we do have a $7,000 deductible — all leftover funds will go to  @thulimo​’s aftercare expenses, making sure that she gets to follow-up appointments, medications, and whatever else she will need post-surgery. I intend to keep everyone updated as everything happens.

Also, I wanted to share something with everyone:

I’ve been trying to compose a proper thank you for hours now, to everyone, and all I can come up with is: people are good. People are inherently good, and every bit of support, from encouragement to donations to reblogs and retweets is proof of that and more. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for everything so far, and everything to come. When this is over, hopefully I’ll have found the words to truly express how much I love all of you, how much Bird loves all of you.

Thank you.