argumate:

garmbreak1:

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garmbreak1:

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rileydaughterofra:

moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

This… This is actually a bit disturbing.

in 1918 the Spanish flu epidemic killed some 50-100 million people just after the Great War left 10 million dead and 10 million wounded; so far the 21st century is amazingly, incredibly, fantastically better than the 20th was.

2018′s not over yet lad

I mean in fairness they didn’t need to worry about blog spam in 1918.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN STOP

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN STOP

SINGLES FROM THE TSAR’S GLORIOUS KINGDOM STOP

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN STOP

OTTOMAN ENCHANTRESSES ARE IN YOUR AREA STOP

PERUSE WARBLEKELLY’S TAVERN FOR DETAILS STOP

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN STOP

IF YOU EXPERIENCE BEDROOM DYSFUNCTION STOP

TRY DR. V. AGRA’S MIRACLE ELIXIR STOP

STOP

What’s even the point of being immortal if you don’t have a harem?

ivanaskye:

Today I released an adorable vampire reverse harem short, which is poly as heck and involves a bunch of dorks attempting kink.

And the best part is: it’s FREE.

Here’s the blurb:

Jean just wants her men to get along.

Her husbands Galena and Lucian have been with her for centuries—so it’s not too surprising that they’re a little suspicious of Asher, the new guy she started dating just this year.

But she really doesn’t want to deal with them fighting, especially not now that the Bicentennial Ball—one of the biggest events for vampires like her and her men—is happening.

Can her family work together well enough to enjoy the ball, or will they have to find a creative way to settle their differences?

SCARLET GAME is a prequel to Ivana Skye’s Rose Vampires series, a reverse harem paranormal romance featuring art squabbles, shenanigans, and lots of hot vampires.

Download it over here, and join my mailing list while you’re at it!

one-small-garden:

“Then Éomer, son of Éomund, Third Marshal of Riddermark, let Gimli the Dwarf, Glóin’s son warn you against foolish words. You speak evil of that which is fair beyond the reach of your thought, and only little wit can excuse you.”

— Gimli, after Eomer speaks of Galadriel, The Two Towers