andie, she/her, 26, united states. this blog is full of Tolkien. also other art, photos, fandoms, and big-eyes-emoji stuff, but mostly Tolkien. i tag! my girlfriend is bright ivanaskye, who is a lot, but not too much
Aaaaaw how cute! I love mini mushrooms! No idea what they are, unfortunately. My guesses would be either
Dendrocollybia racemosa
or Mycena speirea, but that’s really just a guess based on what the mushroom database days when I enter all the values visible in your pictures. Maybe someone else has an idea? Nevertheless, they’re very cute. Thanks for the pictures!
india: is where buddhism happened india, apparently: uh sorry we already have a religion go over there- china, back then: hey cool let’s import this china now: wAIT NO CAN WE TAKE IT BACK- japan: sure go ahead, give us the cultural superiority in the religion 😀 south korea: fuck this, let’s be christian
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meanwhile, the us: hm we have problems zen: we can help 😀 the us: oh cool, all you have to do is apply mindfulness techniques to screwing over the world at your office job- zen: no zen: that’s not. what we meant the us: sorry we can’t hear you. here’s a zen coloring book!
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meanwhile, apparently a significant set of young americans: hm I kinda want religion but not in the belief or expereince sense. gimme some ritual us christianity: you mean….. belief? young americans: no I mean. literally anything else us christianity: megachurches? young americans: no fuck you judaism: hey did you know we actually do allow converts- young americans: im in
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protestantism: listening to authority to determine how you should do religion sucks protestantism: actually, authority sucks protestantism: actually, thinking sucks, bc if you think too hard, you might accidentally become an authority
im gonna redraw this one day but yknow,, that scene from the return of the king
((click bc tumblr quality suckss))
Tame a strong woman? Ex-fucking-cuse you? I would break his balls right then and there.
I can’t believe there are people on tumblr dense enough to think that Tolkien wasn’t sexist.
You realize that Eowyn is LITERALLY calling out Gondorians for their enormous superiority complex by joking about it. You realize she’s basically saying “all of your frivolous court will never shut up about us because they look down on my people. One of you should never marry one of me, according to them.” Eowyn is LITERALLY LISTING THE STEREOTYPES the Gondorian gossip machine will produce.
Faramir is playing along. By saying to Eowyn: “I would.” he’s not saying- “yes I want them to hype my own ego.” Instead he’s saying: “Let them talk, I don’t care about what people are going to say because I love you”. Not only is he, through these two words acknowledging the Gondorian elites are classist and snobby but he’s saying they can all sod off. Faramir and Eowyn can communicate in sarcasm and cryptic phrases because they are so in tune they will understand the nuances in what the other is saying.
The book LITERALLY SAYS that when Faramir kisses her he “cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.” He doesn’t care what people are going to say about them because he loves her that much.
This little piece of dialogue shows us 1. Tolkien is acknowleding his world has a Gondorian-Rohan hierarchal structure and is making sure this is addressed so we are safe in the knowledge Eowyn will not end up in a sucky hierarchal marriage 2. Faramir loves her so much he would GLADLY undergo the gossip machine and all it’s associated baggage 3. They are so in tune they can communicate these thoughts in two words. We are assured theirs will be a happy marriage.
If you want to be ugly about this couple would you mind not doing it on this comic I spent over 24 hours lovingly creating? Thanks.
ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth 