ephal ephalak idon hi-akallabeth

tolkiengenerator:

the shire must truly be a great realm, master gamgee, where gardeners r bred for a single purpose; to destroy the world of men

kareenvorbarra:

for some reason i was thinking about how Elros maybe married a Hadorian (it’s statistically pretty likely after all) and then i started thinking about how during the War of Wrath it’s the Hadorian warriors, not the Vanyar, who remind the twins of their father, though he’s descended from both

i don’t think Earendil had a beard but he wore his hair in a Hadorian style (a style he probably picked up from humans in Sirion, because in my headcanon Tuor goes back to wearing his hair very long after he escapes Lorgan, the way he used to wear it when he was growing up among the elves, though he does grow a beard as an adult and keeps it in Gondolin) and he had a Hadorian build, tall and broad-shouldered and strong, and even as young as he was when they were children he’d started to develop lines at the corners of his eyes from laughter and worry

gil-estel:

I’m a horrible person, aren’t I?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

solarbird:

dharmagun:

be he stronge? list ye, budde

he hath straunge chymerical blod!

swyngeth he from a thred?

cast thine eyn ouverhedde

god wot! anon cometh spydere man

GENIUS. ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.

To be performed by a travelling band of minstrels and/or bards

tolkiengenerator:

in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. the absolute madman

dagrfinn:

pigeony:

pigeony:

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one.

microcosmicx:

I used my mother-“in-law’s” art supplies to make this in her studio, cackling madly to myself while simultaneously worried that she’d come check on me and see this

youvebeenwarned:

shanzsway:

angela-bakaliou:

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama

Χαχαχαχα😂

I will never not reblog this

Well that escalated quickly now didn’t it